Frequently asked questions
What do I need to do to prepare for a date?
I take both my and your health seriously. Just as I shower before each date, I ask that you do the same. I’ll also have mints and mouthwash for both of us. If you have any sort of fragrance allergy, please let me know ahead of time.
Where are you based?
I spend most of my time in Los Angeles, but frequently visit the central Coast and Bay Area, as well as New York and Washington DC. I grew up all over the world and I’d love to swap travel stories with you; we can start by discussing the time I herded sheep in Switzerland.
May I leave you a review?
I value my privacy and yours; for that reason, I do not permit reviews as our time together is sacred. I do have a slight praise kink and love good prose; feel free to send me a thoughtful note after our date and I might feature it as a testimonial here. I am considering joining P411 someday; if you have an account there, do let me know.
May I send you a gift?
While gifts are always appreciated they are never expected. Word to the wise: I have a special part of my heart reserved for suitors who remember my unique tastes and delights. If you’re looking for ideas, take a look at my wishlist here.
Do you offer duos? Trios?
Yes! Being a hot girl in LA means I’m well acquainted with several other beautiful women whom I’m happy to recommend. I do ask that you be a gentleman and always match the higher of our two rates in case they are different.
What’s your ideal date?
What a lovely question! As the hottest girl in the library, I believe a good date generally includes three things: something to stimulate my mind, my stomach and my heart. If we’re in LA, this could look like browsing the shelves and architecture of the Central Library in downtown (there are some great areas to make out in), followed by a little lunch at Settecento next door. Afterwards, we retire to a more private space where we can read side by side, or I can read you poems in Spanish or French (sometimes I’ll do it in English).
May I pay in crypto?
Yes, I accept Bitcoin; I’ll send you a secure wallet link prior to our date.
May I see a picture of your face?
Out of respect for my own discretion and those with whom I choose to spend time, I don’t share pictures of my face. I promise you will enjoy looking into my hazel eyes; think of a young Jennifer Connelly or Demi Moore.
Will you provide a reference for me?
I’m happy to provide a reference for you within 12 months of us meeting; however, out of respect for your privacy, I will never confirm a reference unless you notify me ahead of time.
May I request an outfit?
I will do my best to honor outfit requests within reason. The best way to ensure this is to send me a gift card to Fleur du Mal or Honey Birdette and let me know which outfit you’ve been eyeing.
