PATRONAGE

10 Hours – 6000

16 Hours – 7000 overnight

Dates 3 hours or longer require a social activity: drinks, dinner or browsing a museum together are some ideas


WANDERLUST – FMTY

Can’t get away? Fly me to you.

West Coast: 4 Hours Minimum

East Coast & Midwest: 6 Hour Minimum

Business or first-class airfare required

Drive Me to You – DMTY

For friends in the Southland: I love a road trip!

Santa Barbara, Ojai, Palm Springs or San Diego: 3 hour minimum plus a $500 travel fee

Virtual Meet-up

Phone Call:

I love chatting before meeting in person; hearing the sound of each others’ voices, the cadences and rhythm is something so human and instinctive. 

30 minutes: $100


The Details

Screening:

Screening is non-negotiable and required for both your and my safety. There’s three ways we can proceed:

  1. Send me 2-3 provider references that you’ve seen within the last 12 months (website and e-mail required)
  2. Send me a selfie with your ID and a valid phone number registered to your name *note: I will never contact you without your explicit permission first
  3. Send me your LinkedIn or other verified work material along with a valid phone number registered in your name

Deposits:

Deposits are only required for: incalls, travel/tour dates, and same-day bookings.

Incalls require a $350 deposit to cover the cost of a location *note that I do not have a set in-call location*

For air travel, I require the entire travel cost up front. Our date is confirmed as soon as I receive the deposit.

ETIQUETTE:

I accept the donation in cash, Throne or Bitcoin (BTC). Please note that digital donations require a 10% fee and must be made 6 hours in advance of our date to allow for the lengthy processing time. Please enclose the remaining cash donation in an unsealed envelope upon arrival. For those looking for extra credit, you may place the donation in a book you think I would enjoy.

Activism:

For those passionate about ending the current U.S. student loan crisis, select returning friends may address donations to my student loan servicer.

Cancellations:

No worries if you need to cancel, please let me know at least 24 hours before our date. Should you neglect to cancel before this time, I will ask for a deposit the next time you’d like to book.

If for any reason I may need to cancel our time together, I will communicate this as swiftly as possible to you and return any potential deposit immediately.