PATRONAGE

10 Hours – 6000

16 Hours – 7000 overnight

Dates 3 hours or longer require a social activity: drinks, dinner or browsing a museum together are some ideas


WANDERLUST – FMTY

Can’t get away? Fly me to you.

West Coast: 4 Hours Minimum

East Coast & Midwest: 6 Hour Minimum

Business or first-class airfare required

Drive Me to You – DMTY

For friends in the Southland: I love a road trip!

Santa Barbara, Ojai, Palm Springs or San Diego: 3 Hour Minimum plus a $500 travel fee

Virtual Meet-ups

Phone Call:

I always love chatting before meeting in person; hearing the sound of each others’ voices, the cadences and rhythm is something so human and instinctive. 

30 minutes: $100

Video Date:

No matter where you are, we can enjoy a virtual meet-up and connect over a video call. Let’s share coffee or drinks over a video call and get to know each other better.

30 minutes: $250


The Details

Screening:

Screening is non-negotiable and required for both your and my safety. There’s three ways we can proceed:

  1. Send me 2-3 provider references that you’ve seen within the last 12 months (website and e-mail required)
  2. Send me a selfie with your ID and a valid phone number registered to your name *note: I will never contact you without your explicit permission first
  3. Send me your LinkedIn or other verified work material along with a valid phone number registered in your name

Deposits:

I require a 20% deposit which counts towards your booking, accepted via Venmo, Throne or Bitcoin (BTC). For air travel, I require the entire travel cost in addition to the 20% deposit. Our date is confirmed as soon as I receive the deposit.

ETIQUETTE:

I accept the remaining donation in cash or Bitcoin (BTC). Please note that digital donations require a 10% fee and must be made 6 hours in advance of our date to allow for the lengthy processing time. Please enclose the remaining cash donation in an unsealed envelope upon arrival. For those looking for extra credit, you may place the donation in a book you think I would enjoy.

Activism:

For those passionate about ending the current U.S. student loan crisis, select returning friends may address donations to my student loan servicer.

Cancellations:

A cancellation communicated to me more than 48 hours in advance of our date will receive the full deposit refunded; however, a cancellation made less than 48 hours before our date will result in the forfeiture of the entire deposit. If for any reason I need to cancel, I will communicate this as swiftly as possible to you and return your deposit in full.